define:google

Je n'ai découvert que (très) récemment la fonction "define" de google, qui se propose de chercher sur le web des définition pour vous. Certains sites sont parfaitement sérieux, mais beaucoup de pages perso sont ratissées avec et parfois les définitions font rire ou froid dans le dos !

Quelques exemples :
femme, homme, pape, élite
personnellement, j'adore les définitions de ce site : www.gonthier.ch/humour/e.html

Comments

[Pilier]

Je l'avais bien dit...
...rien de plus fort que de la caféine! Après on ne le maîtrise plus!

[ghizmo]

OK, je retire ce que j'ai dit à la lecture de ceci :

Question:
Pourquoi un poulet a-t-il traversé la route?

ANDERSEN CONSULTING:
Deregulation of the chicken's side of the road was threatening its Dominant market position. The chicken was faced with significant challenges to create and develop the competencies required for the newly competitive market. AndersenConsulting, in a partnering relationship with the client, helped the chicken by rethinking its physical distribution strategy and implementation processes.

Using the new Poultry Integration Model (PIM), Andersen helped the chicken use its skills, methodologies, knowledge, capital and experiences to align the chicken's people, processes and technology in support of its overall strategy within aProgram Management framework. Andersen Consulting opened a diverse cross-spectrum of road analysts and best chickens along with Anderson consultants with deep skills in the transportation industry to engage in a two-day itinerary of meetings in order to leverage their personal knowledge capital, both tacit and explicit, and to enable them to synergize with each other in order to achieve the implicit goals of delivering and successfullyarchitecting and implementing an enterprise-wide value framework across the continuum of poultry cross-median processes. The meeting was held in a park-like setting, enabling and creating an impactful environment which was strategically based, industry-focused, and built upon a consistent,clear, and unified market message and aligned with the chicken's mission,vision, and core values. This was conducive towards the creation of a total business integration solution. Andersen Consulting helped the chicken exchange to become more successful. Thanks for your attention.

[ghizmo]

ah oui c'est très suisse...